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Reporter K: Are we ON ? "YES"
Reporter K: OK. Here is KK from KKN-News, reporting live from the Gulf of Adam. With me here for an interview is Admiral McCollum, an old hat from the Navy.
Admiral McCollum, is the huge built up of Alien spaceships around the earth, termed “The Wave” and the recent opening of a stargate in the Gulf of Adam, a reason to be concerned?
Admiral: My dear friend, I have been recalled to active duty because of this occurrence. We are well aware of what is happening and why it is happening. I can tell you that there is no reason to be afraid. As a coastguard veteran i can assure you that we are fully prepared for any eventuality in all waters of this world.
Reporter K: Can you elaborate at little bit more on that?
Admiral: Well, careful reconnaissance from previous encounters during riding “The Wave” enabled us to get a clear picture. Let me be very clear here: These beings have a big mouth !

Our strategy is now: First, to forestall any negative impact of these hostile beings on our children, we have initiated an ordered evacuation of them by qualified personal.

Our finest and most skilled and capable personal on holidays have been alerted to report immediately to their respective superiors and are rushing this moment to their destinations.

Simultaneously we are carrying out sophisticated reconnaissance operations to get a clear picture of any emerging threat.

Every staff member engaged in this operation has received special mental training to withstand any mind altering technique deployed by the Reptilians.

Each staff member under my command is very vigilant and ever ready for the assigned mission.

In this way we can wisely foresee any danger heading towards us.

By engaging these tactics we have taken the higher ground, able to stike at any moment.

We are already successfully sabotaging ongoing livestock abductions.

Our special forces can operate anywhere in this world by deployed transport vehicles, which are specifically hardened against electronic countermeasures.

If i get the publicity, then let me reveal that special joint group operations have already succeeded in bringing down hostile Alien craft.

Retrieved Alien know-how had been successfully copied by our able scientists and Alien crafts have been backengineered.

In case of a real emergency, these advanced, airborne weapon-systems will be scrambled into engagement.

But our greatest strength is the unified human fighting spirit: A brave genetic brotherhood and team spirit, where you will always know your back covered, while facing the enemy.

Failsafe systems and high-tech emergency measures ensures us of minimizing potential casualties.

That gives you a brief outlook about the combat-readiness of human forces.”
Reporter K: Can you briefly advise our civilian listeners, Admiral?
Admiral: Of course my sinister, ...ahh sister.
As a coastguard-veteran the message is: Don’t worry, just dig in and after the wave breaks, you will be just fine.

Reporter K: OK. Thank You very much for this interview, Admiral. Upcoming next: the Conspiracy-weather forecast……

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