[Brinty]

An oldie, but still a goodie.


Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by an Oriental gentleman, clutching a clip board saying, "You sign please." Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man," and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Oriental gentleman is back with a huge truck load of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, saying, "You sign please."

Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little man back, shouting, "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, saying, "You sign please." Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Oriental gentleman looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says,


(It's a beauty)

(Wait for it)

(Get your best Oriental accent ready)

"Oh,you not Nissan Main Deala?"