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Old 02-05-2009, 10:51 PM   #634
judykott
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Default Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

Homer is driving home after downing a few at
the local pub.

He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of
the road.

He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path.

He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a
slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the
trees.

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to
a stop.

The officer, approaches Homer's car and asks him what on earth he was
doing.

Homer tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops
him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Homer, that's yer air
freshener!"
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