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Brinty · 01-30-2009, 11:33 AM

That reminds me of the five little piggies who came into the Avalon Lounge and ordered drinks. After three rounds the first little piggy said, "I have to go to market." and he left. The second little piggy said, "I have to go home." and he left. The third little piggy said, "I'm hungry, I want some roast beef." The fourth little piggy said, "No roast beef for me." The fifth little piggy ordered another drink.

Then another

and another

and another.

Dan, the bar tender said, "Don't you think you've had enough?" The fifth little piggy replied, "Not really, don't you know the story? I have to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home."

01-30-2009, 11:33 AM	#511
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours That reminds me of the five little piggies who came into the Avalon Lounge and ordered drinks. After three rounds the first little piggy said, "I have to go to market." and he left. The second little piggy said, "I have to go home." and he left. The third little piggy said, "I'm hungry, I want some roast beef." The fourth little piggy said, "No roast beef for me." The fifth little piggy ordered another drink.Then another and another and another. Dan, the bar tender said, "Don't you think you've had enough?" The fifth little piggy replied, "Not really, don't you know the story? I have to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home."