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Tango · 01-21-2010, 12:34 PM

ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASS U ME

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used
a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at
the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up
outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and
shouted, " Let's go."

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took
off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, " Fly
over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires
on the hillsides."

" Why...?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for CNN, he responded, and I
need to get some close up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he
stammered, " So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight
instructor...?"

Trooly,

Tango

01-21-2010, 12:34 PM	#494
Tango Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: eating dessert in the desert of Arizona Posts: 1,554	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASS U ME His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, " Let's go." The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, " Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides." " Why...?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm a photographer for CNN, he responded, and I need to get some close up shots." The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, " So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor...?" Trooly, Tango Last edited by Tango; 01-21-2010 at 12:39 PM.