This place is emptier than a hermits address book. It must be the cover charge at the door. Ah well thats the way it goes, its a pity really and they just got new curtains in here and all. I suppose another pub somewhere in cyberspace will pick up the business. Heres a topical bit of music from the owl jukebox
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ