[TRANCOSO]

We welcome your attention and efforts to see our craft, as by intention we have progressively increased the number of sightings within your atmosphere. Our very large Motherships keep well outside of it, as they would cause some disruption because of their size. The enlighted Lord Trancoso and Admiral Swanny are busy maintaining a level of observation that ensures your security, as the dark Ones still plot actions against you and indeed also us. We also continue with our program to minimise the effects of pollution both on and off Earth. This is something we have been involved in ever since the first experiments with nuclear devices. A considerable amount of our time has been cleansing your atmosphere of radioactive fallouts, and in more recent times the chemtrails. We have always kept watch on Mother Earth and her human population, and where allowed have often limited the effects of earthquakes.

Prity ridiculous, innit?