" Just Fred," eh?
Must be my cue:
A man lies dieing in a hospital bed. His wife is bedside. He awakens for a moment, looks at his wife, and says,
"Honey you are amazing.
When I lost my job, you were there for me.
When I spent our savings opening a business, you never faltered.
When things got tough, you even took a part time job.
When we lost the business, and the house, you never complained.
When I got sick, you pitched in like a trooper.
When the doctor said I'd never leave this bed, well... you've not left my side once.
Listening to this, his wife looked on lovingly. Slowly her eyes filled with tears...
After all we've been through, I've just got to say this:
Honey... I think you're bad luck."
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So... I got into a little bumper thumper, the other day.
I wasn't looking and ran into the back of another car.
When the driver got out, I was surprised to see he was a dwarf.
He trundled back to my window, looked in and said,
"I am not Happy!"
I looked back at him and asked, "Ok, so which one are you?"
...and that's when the fight started.
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Ok, just caught ahold of a great mood, since I managed to kill the
Virus From Hell on the wife's Kaput-er. So...
Oldies but goodies perhaps, but goodies all the same:
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
Chinese Teenage Angst:
Fred