Have a merry HollerGal... Bless ya.
Now, fer all you folk who know enough Spanish to be dangerous...
Night Before Christmas... in Spanglish
"Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the casa,
Not a creature is stirring, Caramba! Que pasa?
The stockings are hanging, con much cuidado,
In hopes that San Nicolas will feel obligado
to leave a few cosas, aqui and alli,
for chico y chica (y something for me).
Los ninos are snuggled all safe in their camas,
(some in vestidos and some in pajamas).
Their little cabezas all full of good things
they're all esperando que Santa will bring.
Santa esta at the corner saloon,
muy borracho since mid-afternoon.
Mama is sitting beside la ventana,
shining her rolling pin, para manana,
when Santa returns to his home zig-zagueando,
lit up like the Star Spangled Banner, cantando,
and Mama will send him to bed with a right...
MERRY CHRISTMAS A TODOS
Y A TODOS, GOOD NIGHT!"