I am
LORD TRANCOSO of the
Galactic Federation of Lies & I'd like to give you Earthlings this ($free!!!) advice; when something looks too good to be true, it usually is!
The above mentioned Large Motherships of our 'colleaques' of the Galactic Federation of Light, are indeed self-contained cities & do contain all comforts - 5 * hotels, 24/7 entertainment zones, (free of charge) bars, arcades, nightclubs, baroque bordello's, etc. etc. On our diplomatic missions throughout the universe, Admiral Swanny & myself have often visited these 5*GFL-LM's. And indeed, never a dull moment!
Allas, the Large Motherships you Earthlings are invited to, contain super efficient facilities where you will be stripped of all your valuble assets - human organs are considered a delcatesse by many carnivore species, & blood is the basic ingredient of the delicious free coctails, served at the 5* LM's.
Now for the good news. When I was 17, I was invited to enter an alien craft. It belonged to a rogue group of Pleiadan 'Independientos'. The first thought that came up was a suspicious
'Why me?' My question was immidiatly telepaticaly answered.
"Hey kid, consider this your lucky day; take it or leave it!" And indeed, I've never had one sparkle of regret that I've excepted their invitation. (Neither has (
Admiral)
Swanny, whom we picked up a couple of years later, during a quick visit on Earth.
The moral of this (true!) story is: Do not trust aliens who sound like German New Age Hippies.
