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Old 03-19-2009, 11:55 AM   #1197
Luminari
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Im off now to learn 'The Gateway Treatment' http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Michael-Wol.../dp/B000ULVCL0 which will apparently create billions of synapses to form in my brain making me super-intelligent and attractive to aliens (thats what it says) sounds exciting.. will let you know how it goes.

A round of MMS for all at the bar with a midori chaser!!

Someone messaged me about this 'Gateway Treatment' By Dr Michael Wolf Kruvant... I thought I'd share my reply here to save anyone who reads this some money....

I paid $40 for this DVD: http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Michael-Wol.../dp/B000ULVCL0

I was VERY disappointed... the dvd is rubbish, some outdated radio interviews pasted end-to-end with generic ufo culture pics. The last quarter of the dvd is 'The Gateway Treatment' which is the whole reason I bought it.. you cant even skip straight to that bit, the dvd is so poorly slapped together, anyway the actual treatment is the biggest load of **** ive ever heard: 'you are getting very sleepy.. your consciousness is expanding... expanding... expanding" - That sort of monotone garbage..

The worst thing of all is Dr Michael Wolfs voice!!! The most horrible rasping slow, voice with the worst kind of new york accent imaginable.. absolutely torturous to listen to.

I would love to get the "Catchers of Heaven" book! but I hope I have saved you some money, the DVD is so bad, you would have to pay me alot of money to listen to that **** again.. not a single synapse was formed, I actually felt less intelligent after having my brain raped by his horrible stumbling voice

I got ripped off!!
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