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Old 01-05-2010, 03:27 AM   #453
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Default Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

A little story from a Wise Organist... Miss Beatrice

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young pastor noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated, of all things, a Blue condom! When she
returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle
his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,
but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park
a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and
that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

See, and here you thought I only posted funny stuff. Take a hint from an old lady...
I hope it works on the next wave of the the Blues; I wonder how they get IN. Someone with key's approves them... Can't be Miss Beatrice. LOL
I've got a glass bowl... Next, I have to get a Condo from Europe... in the



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