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Originally Posted by bushycat
Sounds like a really fun book.
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I think so! Scan the Table of Contents and see what you think:
TABLE OF CONTENTS
INTRODUCTORY INFORMATION
The Mission (Reprinted From The Original Manual)
Special Note From The Publisher
A Word From Mission Control
How To Use The Manual
I. THE INTERGALACTIC NEW COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY
Level I Words — Look Jane, See Spot Run
Extraterrestrial
Alien
E.T vs. Alien
Walk-In
Crawl-In
UFO
Level II Words — Look Jane, See Spot Transmute
Light
Transmutation
Intelligence
Co-Creation
Truth
Reality
Spirit
II. TRANSMUTATIONAL PROCEDURE
Rules for Dysfunctional Patterns
Step I — In Rome, Do As The Romans
Step II — In Rome, Do As The Arcturian
Ground Rules
Coming Out Of The Closet
All Roads Lead Away From Rome
Gentle Reminder
Some Interesting Facts About Transmutation
Pre-Encoded Activation
Time/Space Anomalies And Their Physical Function
A. The Dimensional Shift
B. The Genetic Shift
Deprogramming
Debriefing
Helpful Hints For The Second Coming
III. THE MISSION
Job Titles — An Overview
The PLO — Definition And Purpose
The PLO — Its Historic Position
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
The PLO And Armistice Day
The United Stellar Army Corps Of Engineers
The 3-D Dilemma
The 5-D Response
Adult Children Of Dysfunctional Earthlings (ACODE)
The MASH Units
Transmutative Symptoms
Transmutative Cures
The Code Talkers
The Interuniversal Banking Community
The Intergalactic Board Of Realtors
The Cosmic Computer Jocks
The Rainbow Warrior
The Royal Celestial Air Force
The Quark Alliance
IV. TROUBLESHOOTING
Passing For White
Closet Cases
The Messiah Complex
The Burden Of Spiritual Significance
The Chicken/Head Syndrome
Integrity — Its Care And Maintenance
Discernment
Landing Instructions
Culture Shock
The Yo-Yo Effect
Deployment Of Troops
Emergency Procedure
Mishaps Of The Mission
V. ASSISTANCE
Foreign Aid
Morale Boosting
Curing Battle Fatigue
The Special Forces
Interdimensional Brain Surgery
Exploratory Emotional Body Surgery
Creative License
Recent Legislation
Self-Help Techniques
The Great Awakening
Starseed — The Next Generation
Audio-Visual Aids
Monitoring
A Formal Invitation