[Brinty]

Okay everybody, listen up. It's quizz time. If you get the answers right, you can buy yourself a drink of your choice. If you get them wrong, then you have to drink someone else's choice. Are you ready?

Q. Can a lady with a with a wooden leg give you change for a pound?
A. No, she’s only got half a knicker.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?
A. Big holes in your skirting boards.

Q. What do I have if I’ve got one mothball in my left hand, and another mothball my right hand?
A. A big moth.

Q. What is the only job where you start at the top?
A. Mining.

Q. How did the pole dancer get onto the roof of the high-rise?
A. She used the ladder in her pantyhose.


Oh well, back to the funny-farm.