The President To Be claims: [3 days ago] I will cut taxes on all families that make $250,000.
The President To Be claims: [last night] I will cut taxes on all families that make $200,000.
TPTB's vice president to be claims: [this morning] TPTB will cut taxes on all families that make $150,000
By the time January 20th, 2009 arrives, When the President To Be stands on the steps of the Capital he will claim:
Bring me Rev. Wright!
Bring me my Koran!
Quickly! Sware me in!
And now that I am your President I demand:
Bring me my burka!
Bring on those belly dancers!
Bring me the bill for the taxing of your 401K!
Bring me the bill for the taxing of your Social Security 12.5%
Bring me the bill for the taxing of your Medicare 2%
Bring me Pelosi so I can sign the baill that raises the taxes on EVERYONE making $42,000
You can't impeach me, ha! ha! ha! He had sex with Monica in the Oval Office and you couldn't impeach him!
Put up the tent that fill the Oval Office!
Fill the Oval Office with pillows and carpets of animal hides!
Bring me Bill Ayres!
Bring me Louis Farakan!
Bring me out of hiding, Osama!
Bring me the Painters, my new home is too Light!
Ha! Ha! Ha! You can't impeach me! You couldn't impeach him, and he had sex with Monica in the Oval Office!
Bring me Tina Fey, I need another laugh!
Bring me my Bong!
Bring me PLO member khalidi!
Bring home the troops, they're fired!
Bring the camels with them, they can graze on the south lawn.
Bring me the L.A. Times, the N.Y. Times the Chicago Trib!
More too come as soon as I check with Hollywood.
Please stand by.