[Fredkc]

You may find yourself in the middle class, a self-made man, a self-denying woman, terminally confused, completely content, following a guru, joining gun clubs, sweating your mortgage, watching TV, defending your nationality, owned by your corporation, taking care of your lawn, dialing for dollars, a “victim” of religion, seeing a shrink, jogging in circles, doing lunch, an attorney and/or working for the DOE.

Damn! And here I'd finally resigned myself to the fact I am actually a lesbian, trapped in a man's body.