c'mon... you guys must have read something..? I'm going to start a
'Read this doom and gloom thread I beg... it will make you larf...' thread...
Actually, I'm finding it hard lately to even read some of the entire thread
titles past the fourth word.. once I see where they're going !
The only earthquake I noticed yesterday was on account of an entire tin of baked beans and toast I consumed hurriedly the day before
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I can feel another 'date' brewing in the offing... a new thread must come up with one soon... or else we can all go on that 'date' I was talking about instead... !
So we're back ON TOPIC then ... whoo -hoo...
Lol... can you imagine your
average Avalonian going Speed Dating...
Prospective Sweetheart: So what do you do?
Avalonian: Erm.. not much , I used to have a job , but now I spend most of my time at the PC
Prospective Sweetheart: Oh, really, you a bit of a boffin then?
Avalonian: Not really, see I was thinking the world is about to end, and we, like all need to GET READY. Are you prepared?
Prospective Sweetheart: Prepared for what?
Avalonian: You know, survival ? G.A.S.H (guns, ammo, Supplies, hidingplace)
Prospective Sweetheart : Erm..er.. You don't get out much, do you?
Buzzer goes...
Change partners...
Avalonian: can I get your number then.. ? I could send you updates... you know... keep you safe...
Prospective Sweetheart: You threatening me, you little creep ??
Avalonian... oh well... your loss. Floosy ! When the earthquakes start.. and the tides rise.. and the Aliens come.. and the banks fail... and the police come... and the earth moves off its axis... and they take away your rights...and erm... there's no INTERNET.. I won't be able to SAVE you. and.... oh... sorry... gotta go... I better go check if the internet is still there!
They part...as Avalonian Man runs out the building looking for a WiFi connection.