[doodah]

That's "North American Onion." It's a new variety, gene engineered by the Illuminati. Everything we know comes in layers, with the lie being different on every layer. We're on the very outside-most layer. Our need to know is not very great, say those closer to the center of the Onion. Nonetheless, we can oppose this in our hearts if we so choose. Some of us came here to bust up the game.