Mine is the 'apparently snoozing' Fat Freddy's Cat. A cult figure from the 70's/early 80's
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Freddy's_Cat
He is well aware of what is really going on, and has incredible adventures trying to outwit dreadful circumstances!
'Chariots of the Globs' - the moral of the story - karma will get you in the end!