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Originally Posted by Czymra
Ladies, I really want a comment on this.
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Originally Posted by Swanny
I'm going to get myself a dog for company   |
I’ve got a dog Swanny and she’s lovely, a great wee friend to me but she has some shortcomings in comparison to a man:-
Men only leave two feet tracks on the floor after a muddy walk
Men don’t eat turds on the sly
Men can open their own cans
It can be fun to dry off a wet man
Men don’t have dog breath all of the time
Men don’t have to play with every man they meet when you’re out for a walk