I am an Alien - Ask me a Question
 

Send me an offering to receive an answer.

Our fuel rods are quite expensive and we must travel far and wide to seek out intelligent lifeforms.

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OK.... so when are y'all gonna stop sneaking around and come see us in broad daylight and show your face??:lightsabre:


Oh, wait... let me guess... hmm... how about Oct. 14, 2008!:lmao::roll1::lmfao::lmao:

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send me a dollar to ask

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What is your paypal account? Beam me up!

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wow, at least blossom goodchild put a little effort into it

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I gather my list of questions and send them to you in the year 2012.
With a note inside: Please call the border patrol an ilegal alien nut case is on the loose.

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(j/k)

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*wouldn't *

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:lmao:

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:wall:

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checks in the mail......

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rofl.
most enlighting post ever :thumb_yello:

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What kind of car do you drive?

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Hahahaha

:roll1::naughty::lmao:


I will send :rm_fett: to hunt you so I will not pay nothing :tongue2:.



PD: bobba fett is free for some supernatural reason. :lmao:

PPD: and exists. :shocked:

Che-er

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Any mods around here to close down this thread? =/

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Rebel, it's in off topic. It's humorous. So crack a smile. Consider this our Saturday Night Live. Instead of mocking Palin which everyone besides ourselves seems to be obsessively concerned with, we mock things in our own realm of influence, that being the posts by Hidden Hand on ATS.

So yes, :mfr_lol:

Of Course this is a ridiculous thread! Agreed!
 

Truely enlightened beings will not cast their 'pearls' here.


'The Quarantine' will continue until such time as a tiny bit of maturity is demonstrated.

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How many fingers and toes do you have Alien-Dude. Check´s in the mail.

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Aliens don't use our money. They exchange diamonds, remember?

:rm_robot:

Gort. Klatuu berrata nicto.

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I appreciate your irony Orion. You seem a little fed up. Do what the 'pragmatists' here do. You know the ones that post irrefutable marathon posts of pure logic and fact - or not.

Start a thread saying you're leaving for pastures new and then post a hundred times a day. Always with a air of superiority of course.

There are all types on the forum and that's what makes it fun and occasionally informative.

By the way when are our masters in their lightships coming? I look forward to communicating with them in pidgeon english and mixed metaphors. Also if you want questions you should change your name to GALACTIC EMPEROR OF THE FEDERATION OF LIGHT BEINGS AND PLUMBERS UNION.

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mods must be bored....

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I wonder if Joe the plummer is not an evil alien ? How much does he charge to ask him a question. 1 Euro, do you take ameros Joe ?

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Punch it, or drink punch with it?

Why would you want to punch an Alien, that tries to adopt to the locals traditions of making a 'buck', by trying to sell you something you think is valuable?

Edit: I notice the original poster is banned (No Judgement there from me.), maybe a good time to convert this thread talking about the pre-conditioned reactions the subject of an "Alien" or its precense on this precious planet causes or could cause.

Hollywood? Fear for the unknown?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089092/ Keywords: "Enemies because they were taught to be."