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Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

:roll1::roll1:

good one carmen ...

oooh ... what do we have here ... fruity drinks ...

mahalo dan!

:wub2:

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funny Carmen, and futureyes is that the space between my ears(mahollow) LOL!

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Now that's more like it! This lounge was closed for 1 whole day...this establishment is open 24 hours....opened a new wing in the lounge. Do you like the "alein" theme?
http://www.vagabondish.com/wp-conten...iger-bar-1.jpg
I think we could catch up with the Nexus thread...with a few celebrities visiting...Britney Spears always brings a crowd...
http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/...her_behind.jpg
New cook in the kitchen....great new menu
http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/.../chef_jack.jpg

Party on !! :band::partytime2: I'll take to little red fruity drink Dan

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Better have a few drinks and try some of these!......

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

One-One was a racehorse;
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too. On mules we find two legs behind
And two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
What those behind be for.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor:
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

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Now Dan...don't mess around in his kitchen...
http://blogs.amctv.com/monsterfest/J...%20Shining.jpg

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Nice one Brook:mfr_omg: I've just lost my appetite:nono::nono:t

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Dan...you wanna go tell the cook the date is expired on the hot dogs....
http://www.expiredfoods.net/blogpics/54yearhd.jpg

Sorry Carmen...green is not really my color either:thumbdown:

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LOOK WHO'S BACK JACK. Whats on the menu?

http://Luminari.fileave.com/broc-20obama.jpg

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THIS IS HOW YOU LOT CARRY ON WHEN IM OFF IN THE HOSPITAL NURSING ME WOUNDS
TYPICAL . :tears:
THIS IS MY BEDSTIST JOKE
AND TO BE HONEST ME ONLY JOKE
THAT I CAN EVER REMEMBER .
1, tequila
2, tequila
3, tequila
FLOOR !!!............
did eny one else see Brinty breakdancing ?
or is it down to me medication :shocked:..... not supposed to mix it with alcahol , what else you soposed to mix it with
answers on a post card , i feel the floor coming up .:sweatdrop:

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Now rhythmm, (hic) tha's a very astute observation you've made (hic) "...the floor coming up..." Most people would have viewed it quite differently. (hic)
(Claps hands to get everyone's attention.)

Lissen up, people, I'm gonna resit . . . err . . . recusit . . . (hic) recite a pisso' pottery . . . er . . poss a pitery . . . (hic) . . . piece of poetry . . . . .

Stakle, starkle, little twink, (hic)
Who the hell you are - I think. (hic)

I'm not under the affluence of incahol (hic) as some thinkle seem to peep I am.

Oooh, I think I'll take a blood pressure pill and go lie down.

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holy catfish mudra !!!

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I am not suffering from mental illness.
I am enjoying every minute of it!

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A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.:shocked:

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Quote:

Originally Posted by voltron (Post 112038)

I am not suffering from mental illness.
I am enjoying every minute of it!

:welcomeani: voltron ...

then you have come to the right place ...

we're ALL enjoying every minute of it here ... together ... :thumb_yello:

we can assist your enjoyment with one of dan's fruity drinks ... on the house !

right dan ... :wink2:

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:roll1::roll1::roll1: good one judykott ...

that smarta** johnny gets around doesn't he ... :lol3:

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I would like a pina colada please, with a side of beach and ocean on the side. :mfr_lol:

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Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"

Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'" :mfr_omg:

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Nice wheels Dan the man:original:

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating."

The teacher says, "No, I said, 'fascinate.'"

Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life."

The teacher again says, "No, the word is fascinate."

Little Johnny yells from the back of the room, "My mom has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the 10 buttons on her shirt."
:original:

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Oh my Judy that was funny! I love little Johnny jokes, I wish I could remember one.

Hi everyone! I've had a rough day so nice to be here. You've put a smile back on my face.

Big hug to everyone!

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funny judykott, anybody hungry?.....

http://www.silver-sands.com/images/m...h%26dinner.jpg

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Avalon® Menu
http://www.maui.net/~eatmaui/Pictures/avburger.jpeg STARTERS

MAUI ONION RINGS with Tamarind Ketchup $6.95

INDONESIAN SATAY Chicken marinated in palm sugar, grilled and served with Coconut Peanut Sauce $7.95

FRESH SUGAR SNAP PEAS Wok-Sauteed with Spicy Szechwan Chili Sauce $7.95

AVALON SUMMER ROLLS with Shrimp, Avacado, Rice Noodle and Macadamia Nut Sauce $5.95

COMBINATION PLATTER Orders of each of the above Starters $16.95

SHRIMP WONTON with a Sweet Chile Vinaigrette $9.95

FRESH CLAMS WOK STREAMED in a Spicy Garlic Black Bean Sauce $13.95

AVALON SEARED SASHIMI Fresh Hawaiian Ahi Seared Rare with Shiitake Ginger Sauce (Market Price)

SASHIMI HAWAIIAN STYLE Fresh Hawaiian Ahi with Wasabe, Shoyu and pickled Ginger (Market Price)

SALADS

MIXED GREEN SALAD Haiku Baby Greens,Maui Onion, Hot-House Cucumber, Crispy Rice Noodles and Ginger Sesame Vinaigrette $6.95

HEARTS OF ROMAINE Pommery, Garlic, Anchovy Dressing (Caesar Style) $7.95

with Shrimp or Chicken $9.95

CLASSIC CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD Grilled Chicken Breast, Haiku Baby Greens, Crispy Rice Noodles & Macadamia Nuts tossed in Ginger Sesame Vinaigrette $10.95

LEMONGRASS CHICKEN SALAD with Spicy Sweet Chile Vinaigrette $10.95

VEGETARIAN SELECTIONS

CHINESE TOFU SALAD Haiku Baby Greens, Crispy Rice Noodles and Macadamia Nuts

With Ginger Sesame Vinaigrette $9.95

LEMONGRASS TOFU SALAD with Spicy Sweet Chile Vinaigrette $10.95

GADO GADO SALAD Haiku Baby Greens, Bean sprouts, Cucumbers, Tofu, and Raw Vegetables

Served on a Bed of Organic Brown Rice with Coconut Peanut Sauce $11.95

STIR-FRIED FRESH VEGETABLES & TOFU with Hoisin, Basil, Ginger and Garlic

Over Organic Brown Rice or Noodles $14.95

OUR SIGNATURE DISH

CHILI SEARED SALMON TIKI STYLE $19.95

A layered Salad of Mashed Potatoes, Eggplant, Salmon, Greens, Island and Tomato Salsa with a Plum Vinaigrette

FROM THE WOK AND GRILL

MACADAMIA NUT MAHI MAHI SALAD with Organic Tomatoes, Feta and Papaya Vinaigrette $16.95

PINA COLADA CHICKEN Boneless Breast with Grilled Maui Pineapple and Coconut Sauce

with Steamed Local Rice $15.95

CHINESE DUCK Honey Sake Roasted Duck, Plum Sauce and Chinese Steamed Buns

(Friday and Saturday Nights Only) 1/2 Duck $23.95, 1/4 Duck $16.95

PHOENIX AND DRAGON with Hoisin, Basil, Garlic, Ginger, Shrimp and Chicken

Over Rice or Linguini $19.95

ASIAN PASTA Shrimp, Clams and Fresh Island Fish in a Sauce of Fragrant Herbs, Fresh Tomato and Ginger

Served over Linguini $23.95

NY STEAK - ANGUS with ****ake Mushroom Sauce and Garlic Mashed Potatoes $27.95

BARBECUED LAMB CHOPS Marinated with Palm Sugar, Course Grain Mustard and Mint

With Mashed Potatoes $28.95

SURF AND TURF NY STEAK AND SEARED SASHIMI with ****ake Mushroom Sauce

With Garlic Mashed Potatoes $29.95

SURF AND TURF LAMB CHOPS & FRESH ISLAND FISH with Ginger Cream Sauce, Island Salsa

With Garlic Mashed Potatoes $29.95

WHOLE FRESH OPAKAPAKA Wok Fried with Fresh Vegetables in Coconut Lemongrass Sauce,

Spicy Garlic Black Bean Sauce or Steamed Hawaiian Style ... served with Organic Brown Rice or Noodles (Market Price)

SANDWICHES

CHEESE BURGERS with Taro Chips $8.95

CHICKEN JACK SANDWICH with Taro Chips $8.95

AHI SANDWICH with Taro Chips $10.95

DESSERT

CARAMEL MIRANDA (Market Price)