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I think I'll lie down for a bit. At least the floor doesn't move. Hang on . . . . it's starting to rock. Maybe I should stand up . . . . Oh no, urgggghhhh! :eek: Oh damn! I'm sorry, I lost my head (and that last drink) I'm just going to float out and go home . . . . or go out and float home. I feel like hell. :devil:
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OK YOU LOT :furious:
I FINALY BROKE OUT OF THE LAVIS,:wall: JUST INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHERE I DISAPEARED TO .WHEN YOU HERE BANGING AND SHOUTING IT COULD MEAN THAT SOME ONE NEEDS HELP.:mad3: WEL I FORGIVE YER AS I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN BUISY CORRUPTING THE LOVERLY FUTURE EYES .AND BRINTYS OBVIOUSLY HAVING A NERVOUS :shocked: BREAKDOWN OK, THERE SOME GOOD FOOTY ON , SO HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG PLASMA ,DAN THE MAN GET A BIT OF A RAFFLE GOIN ON, AND FEW BARRELS IN ? TICKETS ONLY,A NICE STRIPPER FOR THE LADS I GOT YOU ATTENTION EH!:jawdrop: UP THE HAMMERS . |
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hey ... colorful rhythm ... you're back!!! :welcomeani:
i'd spent waaayy too much time in here yesterday ... much fun though!!! :thumb_yello: brinty kept slippin under the table ... :naughty: dan showed up momentarily and then left to ... READ ... :wall: drinks were hard to come by ... some were a blast! :blowup: luminari and brook cracked me up ... :roll1: BUT ... they never corrupted this turtle ... :nono: MISSED YA! :wub2: oh ... careful rhythm ... watch brinty on the floor there ... thought he floated home last night ... hmmm ... :lmao: |
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Isn't the floor my home? I seem to spend a lot of time there. Less far to fall. And you get a better view of legs. :shocked:
Speaking of legs, I knew a girl once who's legs were so thin that she tied knots in her pantyhose so it looked like she had knees. The blokes all called her "Lucky Legs." When I asked them why, they replied, "Because she's lucky they don't break off and stick in her 4rse." :wink2: Boy it's been hot down in Melbourne where the tennis is going on - they've had four days of temperatures over 40C (104F). A bloke appeared in court on a charge of indecency. He'd been mowing his lawn in the nude and his next door neighbour complained. The judge asked him if he was a married man, to which he answered that he was. He was then asked how long had he been married, "ten years your honour." "And do you have children?" "Yes your honour." "How many?" "Thirteen your honour." There was silence for a moment, then the judge banged his gavel and said, "case dismissed - the man was in his working clothes." :crash: Hey, my mouth is feeling dry. Any of that rocket fuel still left?:toot::drink_nl::blowup::insane: |
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Look how happy Futureyes is...
http://www.all4humor.com/images/file...y%20Turtle.jpg Got a new car.... http://bp3.blogger.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/...mor+photos.jpg Got a new hair do.... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kN56vAx9hE...unk+turtle.JPG Looking sharp....I think Futureyes has met someone new.... http://www.all4humor.com/images/file...n%20Turtle.jpg You go girl!!! |
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OR....is she just trying to make Brinty's hippo jealous????
http://www.baraskit.se/random/img/84...nd_hippo/6.jpg He's got quite a crush on you Futureyes :naughty: |
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Hey rhythm, I was stuck in there with you.You were too busy banging and screaming to even hear me in the next cubicle!!![COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]I kept thinking of that song, you remember
[COLOR="rgb(0, 191, 255)"]Oh dear what can the matter be Two old ladies locked in the lavatory, They were there from Monday till Saturday. Nobody knew they were there LOL I need a drink now [COLOR="rgb(0, 100, 0)"]Cheers Everyone [/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] |
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brook ... i'm a gonna pee my pants laughin at those pics ... :roll1:
looky the hippo and the turtle ... they're so SWEEEEEET :snog: and i LUV my new wheels ... :thumb_yello: :shocked: ... my hair turned a little green ... gotta swim back to the salon for some touch ups ... :mfr_omg: ... who the heck is THAT imposter ... i know a REAL man turtle when i see one ... this one's a wannabe turtle ... i've dated a few of them in my 300 years of life ... :wall: hey brook ... do ya think he's fallen and he can't get up? :naughty: which reminds me ... anyone see brinty ... i'll go check the floors ... brinty ... brinty ... :wub2: wannabe turtles ... :lightsabre::lightsabre::lightsabre: |
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to late i allready DID IT .....we we . BROOK YOU NEED A PUBLIC HEATH WARNING ON YOU GIRL ...:lmao: :roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1: |
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That reminds me of the five little piggies who came into the Avalon Lounge and ordered drinks. After three rounds the first little piggy said, "I have to go to market." and he left. The second little piggy said, "I have to go home." and he left. The third little piggy said, "I'm hungry, I want some roast beef." The fourth little piggy said, "No roast beef for me." The fifth little piggy ordered another drink.:drink_nl:Then another :drink_nl: and another :drink_nl: and another. :drink_nl: Dan, the bar tender said, "Don't you think you've had enough?" The fifth little piggy replied, "Not really, don't you know the story? I have to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home." :biggrin2:
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Boy this bar really stinks of beer. Who's been spilling drinks?
I'm just waiting for rhythm to arrive, she's shouting me a beer. :D :wub2: Anyone else want a drink from rhythm before she puts her purse away? :naughty: Take care and love to all. Best regards, John Relayer |
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MUST HAVE JUST MISSED YER JOHN :sad:
FELL @RSE OVER TIP ON EMPTY BEER CANS :crybaby: LANDED UP LOOKING UP A HIPPOS NOSTRELS .:mfr_omg: AND SOME WIERD CHAP WITH A SHELL ON HIS BACK HELPD ME UPSAID HE WAS FUTURE EYES SOUL MATE :nono::roftl::nono:. DOUBLE BRANDY ENYONE :doh:THINK I MAY EVEN BE CONCUSSED , COS IM BUYIN!!!! OK NOT ALL AT ONCE, OK ,IM ON THE FLOOR AGAIN .:shocked::shocked::shocked:SOMONE GET ME TABS ...... WHERES ME PURSE !!!:boxed: ... |
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I have to say that it is crowded in here. Not hard to miss someone.
You need a hand up honey? Here take my hand and I'll get you off the floor. Damn, where are you hon, all's I see is beer cans everywhere??? Oh, there you are. You got a can that's slipped down your top, want me to fetch it for you??? :D Remember sweet, I like my beer cold. A Victoria bitter would be great. :thumb_yello: What are you drinking baby? Beer as well? Hmmm... Seems like a few people in here, might cost you a fortune to shout everyone. I shouldn't have said anything that people should hassle you for a drink before you put your purse away. You may need to go to the ATM, or do you have a TAB in this bar? OK, you gonna order the drinks? Thanks honey, here's a big wet kiss at ya... :snog: |
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Brinty you're a comic genius, love your work :lmfao:
This place is such a ZOO, by the way this Alpakah was looking for you :original: http://Luminari.fileave.com/alpacka.jpg |
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ME GONE LADYS ROOM TO LOOK FOR CARMEN , I THINK SHE GOT LOCKED IN AGAIN .:wall: SOMONE REALY NEED TO FIX THE LAV DOORS JOHN IF IM NOT BACK IN 5 SEND SOMONE IN !!! look after me purse ,thers some right typs around here ,and those moths have been there a long time .. |
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No worries baby, I'll keep an eye on your purse. :winksmiley02:
There's no toilet paper in the ladies unfortunately. You'll have to do a hand stand in front of the drier. :lmao: My shout next, what would you like to drink before you go to the ladies? I'll have a jellybean myself. Don't take too long in the dunny honey. Give us a kiss before you head off. :snog: |
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Hmmm... Rhythm is taking a while in the ladies looking for Carmen. I hope she's ok doing the hand stand in front of the drier.
I'd better go and check. Knock, knock on the ladies lav door!!! Hmm... No answer, but I can hear the drier going. "HEY RHYTHM HONEY, YOU IN THERE???" |
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Have to get to bed unfortunately. :sad:
I've ordered a taxi for you rhythm honey, but if you want to stay longer just call them on your video phone and cancel it. Love at ya baby, I'll catch you when I get up in the morning. :snog: Love always, John XXX |
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hey ya'll ...
i have never seen a lounge where members spend more time on the floor than on their feet!!! :gathering: they allow lotsa animals in 'ere too ... like ... wannabe turtle men :mfr_omg: n dancin hippos :banana: know what i say ta that??? it's party time!!! :band::drinks_wine::cheers::yay::partytime2::drink _nl: hey there's a familiar face ... hi relayer ... nice ta see ya stop in ... can you make them splashy fruity drinks relayer ... the ones with the umbrella in 'em ... cos i sure could use one ... :thumb_yello: ok ... how about a gin n tonic with lime ... and an umbrella ... that'll do it ... make it a double though ... or a triple ... or a ... :shocked: thank you kind sir ... :drink_nl: ... mighty tasty ... :thumb_yello: now everyone ... who can stay on their feet the longest ... :roll1: |
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Don't drink them all at once :naughty:
http://Luminari.fileave.com/drink%20parasol.jpg http://Luminari.fileave.com/banana_daiquiri.jpg http://Luminari.fileave.com/strawberry_daiquiri.jpg |
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Friends,
Go here to give Phied feed back to the music he has designed for our meditation of the 8th. It's important you do this so he can rearrange the piece as necessary and post the definitive one by next week tuesday. http://www.projectavalon.net/forum/s...905#post107905 Thank you kindness mudra Please also check new thread for nexus events: http://www.projectavalon.net/forum/s...ad.php?t=10461 |
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mmmm ... thanks luminari ...
lookin delicious ... :thumb_yello: dan's been doin a lot of reading lately ... and lookin at THESE beverages ... look out dan ... luminari can mix 'em and mix 'em good!!! :groupwave: mmmm ... pretty colors too ... and UMBRELLA'S ... what more could a turtle ask for ... :wub2: :cheers: |
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Hi everyone, OOPS! Tripped over a beer can. Phew! your right about the smell in here John, but I think it might have been the last little piggy - didn't get through the door in time. He was probably startled by all the moths flying out of rhythm's purse. :mfr_omg:
Thank you Luminary for those kind words and I must say I rather fancy that alpakah - those kissable lips, :snog: those wonderful hips, her eyes are big and soft, and she's got just the right amount of jewellery on too. Sure beats the socks off a pottohitamus . . er, hottapitamus . . oh hell get me another drink somebody, my legs have dropped off again and my mouth is misfiring. Good grief, if it's not my head, it's my legs, and now it's my mouth. I'm starting to fall apart! Maybe I should stick to lemonade. :insane: Hey everybody, lets have a sing along. Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp? Who put the ram in the ram-a-ram-a-ding-dong? Who put the OUCH! . . . . umbrella in my drink? Right up my nose it went, made my eyes water. Now my drink is getting diluted. YOWW! It went up easily enough but I can't get it out. :tease: Reminds me of the riddle from way back when Adam was a cowboy - What goes up a chimney down, and up a chimney up, and down a chimney down but not down a chimney up? |
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yep its official
brintys having a breakdown .:diespam: |
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