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HaHa I'm learning 777, I gotta catch up to you and BROOK

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LOL! I'd hate to kill the buzz!

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Brinty...be careful...Dan's a little rusty...wouldn't wanna lose your head

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Fortune City, LOL! Brinty is the big 1,000 huh, lucky guy!

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I brought the sleepwalking dog video over here!.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

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Denny's Beer Barrel Pub Burger Challenges Wednesday, 18 June 2008 15:56 Denny's Beer Barrel Pub offers a wide variety of challenges depending on how confident you are! http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/i.../2burgerad.jpg

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Hi folks, Haven't been here for awhile. Thought I'd add a bit of Spanish Dancing to liven the show up :thumb_yello::thumb_yello:

This lady's no woosey Barbie Doll - She's strong, passionate and sensuous:biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdDD9...eature=related

Cheers and Bottoms up Make mine a Rum&Coke - Ta very much

and tell Dan I'm still trying to find a good Bull joke for him.

And turn up the volume. Those Spanish guitars are fabulous:wub2::wub2:

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This is soooo funny.

Driving Under The influence on a John Deere Lawnmower

Reminds me of someone down the road that drives a riding mower to the store to buy beer. He's been lucky so far....

Well, the DUI charge is not funny...

Daughter bails out father.

Video: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540...92319#29492319

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I'm new here, so just wanted to say hi to everyone, and glad to meet you all.

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Hey nagual :welcomeani: come in the lounge anytime!!!, we are all a bit goofy here sometimes, I said sometimes! :mfr_lol: :lol3:

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Nice video Carmen!, I bet her feet hurt at the end of the day, LOL!

Thanks PandL, I thought it was another one where the guy actually falls off the mower after being pulled over by the cops, LOL!

Hey BROOK did you see that 100lb. burger? only $380.00 !!!! phew, I wouldn't have to eat for a year after that! LOL!


:band: :band: :band:

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Well this is my 1st go in the lounge also and I had some questions I would like answering :

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop WindowsXP ?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? (AWESOME!)
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?


I am open to all answers :mfr_lol:

Iain

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HaHaHa, Good ones!, ah the Oxy-moronic world we live in! Give these some time, let BROOK and Brinty come up with something, at least something funny! Check back later, LOL!

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That's not fair Dan...my posting ability at work is limited :lol3:

Welcome Nagual! :welcomeani:

Iain.....Very funny stuff:mfr_lol:

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An oldie, but still a goodie.


Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by an Oriental gentleman, clutching a clip board saying, "You sign please." Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man," and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Oriental gentleman is back with a huge truck load of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, saying, "You sign please."

Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little man back, shouting, "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, saying, "You sign please." Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Oriental gentleman looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says,


(It's a beauty)

(Wait for it)

(Get your best Oriental accent ready)

"Oh,you not Nissan Main Deala?" :D