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Oh dear! Where are my blood pressure pills? I've been hijacked! I was having a flight of fancy and fell asleep. When I awoke, I recognized one of Avalon Lounge's regular patrons blocking my return to the flight deck.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining and I don't need to be rescued but I will need my blood pressure pills and probably some viagra.

Do I hear you ask why?

This is why . . . . .

http://projectavalon.net/forum/pictu...pictureid=5809

Quick, hurry with the pills - I'm starting to fade again . . . . .Oh bugger . . . . .

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Gosh! I must have had too much alcohol before taking my medication - I've just had the wierdest dream. There I was, flying with Foster Brooks when I was offered a cocktail by the flight attendant. I started to feel faint and went back to the men's room. Then, when I tried to return to the driver's compartment to take over from Foster, the same flight attendant began tearing her clothing off and blocked my path. I really didn't know what to do.

I think she must have slipped something into that drink she brought me. My heart started to race and the blood rushed to my head, I began to feel strange urges - then someone grabbed my hand and we squeezed past her . . . . then I woke up!

DAMN and BLAST!

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Oh, was that you futureyes? I don't know whether to thank you or growl. :annoyed_h4h:

On second thoughts, it was probably best that you got me out of that situation. :original: Goodness knows what could have eventuated. :naughty: Let me buy you a frilly umbrella with a drink in it . . er . . . :doh: how a bout a drink with an umbrella in it? :lol3:

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For those who haven't met Foster Brooks yet, here's a must listen to-The 12 drunken days of Christmas, a 5 minute song from Foster, very funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsZGh...eature=related

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And Foster Brooks on the Dean Martin Roasts Jackie Gleason......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beo0w...eature=related

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:lmao:

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[FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][/FONTHi Everyone. I need a drink, I've been chasing my straying bull around half the day!!!


Just a long cool beer will suit me fine. [COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]

whos that on the floor. Here Brinty givus your hand , I nearly tripped over you.
Happy Belated Birthday Dagon. My you carry your age well Don't look a day over 22. How do you do it? Must be all that good sea kia.

I was going to say turtle soup., but I might have upset the cliental:tears::tears:
Its a bit like a scene from a bar in Star Wars here!!!:lightsabre::smoke::winksmiley02::lmao::nau ghty::zip::wall::sad::sweatdrop::sleep_1::shocked: :tongue2::trumpet:

The beings are many and varied

Bottoms up

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Hello all, this is a very interesting lounge indeed.:original:

Are there any specific topics discussed her or is it anything goes.:original:

Nice picture Brinty, is that your wife you little devil.:naughty:

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:welcomeani:


The avalounge is the realm of mystery and imagination.

The main purpose is to mingle and make friends.


http://www.langkawi.dk/smileys/b336.gif

http://Luminari.fileave.com/actiongod.jpg
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Hello to you kind sir/madam.

I will visit the lounge, strictly for "educational" purposes more often(only joking)

Nice action figure you have there - God with a gun! - would make a great movie :) Bet the Jesus action figure has lightening that comes out of his fingers :) I`d get that figure AFA graded friend :)

Does anyone here collect AFA starwars cos Ive got quite a few of em myself.

All the best to those in this lounge

Macros

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Hello futureyes, thanks for saying hi! :naughty:

A twilight zone hey, anthing goes hey, well i will have to add some silliness here myself later!

Old Jim(doh-i mean Brinty) is my kind of guy, like his style! :lol3:

no turtle soup....tea and toast then. :original:

take care

Macros

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here are some turtle shots I have for you futureyes. taken myself.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...ephotos469.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...ephotos470.jpg

and this one is soft coral. thought you might like that.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...ephotos641.jpg

love to you all.

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$800? ??? $800? ????? $1600 for the pair? ????? Heck, that's almost a years worth of very good food storage. Hmmm, you probably can tell I'm not a big sports fan :mfr_lol: Well, if they're yours Dan, I hope you're having a grand time.
alys

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G'day Carmen and macros - they're a pretty odd bunch in here I must agree. But they're pretty harmless.

I had an interesting experience on my way in tonigh folks. I got stuck behind an old rattle-trap truck. He stopped at the first set of traffic lights and got out of the cab. I thought he'd probably been driving all day and needed to stretch his legs. :original:

When the lights turned green, he hammered on the side of the truck, jumped into the cab, a took off to a shuddering start. At the next set of lights he went through the same procedure again. I must admit I was curious as to what was his reason for doing this. :sad:

After two more sets of lights I was almost having a nervous breakdown and had to take a blood pressure pill. Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer and the next time we stopped, I jumped out too, ran up to him and asked what the hell was going on? :mad3:

He replied, "well, this old truck has a badly slipping clutch - I've got 1000 pigeons in the back and the clutch just couldn't handle it if they were all perching, so I give them a wake-up. That way the clutch will last until we reach home and I can fix it." :wall:

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HaHa, it took me a second to get that one Brinty, I must be a little slow today!, and no alyscat they aren't my tickets, I'm not that foolish, plus my team isn't playing anyway! Oh, I did find a beer to drink for the super bowl....
http://blog.cleveland.com/lifestyles...arrogantbk.jpg

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hi to you Brinty, pleased to meet you in here.

Talking of animals in trucks....well i kinda do a similar thing in my job role. Being a training officer i also have the duty of collecting "trainees" or "donkeys" or "grunts" as i like to call them. These guys i pick up are the ones who no one can do anything with, so poor me has to build them back up and push, sorry aid them back into society.:wall:

On one dull, cold Monday morning after collecting a full pack of these guys i travelled to our base some 25 miles away. With my window open (to remove odours, meat flies etc) I kept getting questions like, "aw wi der yeht....urrrgh" and "ah hate fuggin coursezzz" After a while these examples of mankinds future began to fall quiet. Some staring into space, others half asleep.

We came to a roadway full of speed humps and as i drove over them these donkeys in the back began grunting in chorus with one another. I really found it hard not to laugh but just about managed it.:original:

Cant wait for tomorrow....honest!

Macros

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How about a little music.... Creedence Clearwater Revival....1969....Fortunate Son....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSggU...eature=related

Then John Fogerty....Fortunate Son...39 years later... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_wWx...eature=related


John Fogerty... Have you ever seen the rain... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhC0r...eature=related

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Thanks futureyes, here's Neil Young...Don't Let it Bring you down...1971..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jNN-...eature=related



And Neil Young- Old Man-.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq0tA...eature=related

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