I am an Alien - Ask me a Question
 

Send me an offering to receive an answer.

Our fuel rods are quite expensive and we must travel far and wide to seek out intelligent lifeforms.

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OK.... so when are y'all gonna stop sneaking around and come see us in broad daylight and show your face??:lightsabre:


Oh, wait... let me guess... hmm... how about Oct. 14, 2008!:lmao::roll1::lmfao::lmao:

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send me a dollar to ask

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What is your paypal account? Beam me up!

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wow, at least blossom goodchild put a little effort into it

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I gather my list of questions and send them to you in the year 2012.
With a note inside: Please call the border patrol an ilegal alien nut case is on the loose.

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(j/k)

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*wouldn't *

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:lmao:

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:wall:

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checks in the mail......

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rofl.
most enlighting post ever :thumb_yello:

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What kind of car do you drive?

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Hahahaha

:roll1::naughty::lmao:


I will send :rm_fett: to hunt you so I will not pay nothing :tongue2:.



PD: bobba fett is free for some supernatural reason. :lmao:

PPD: and exists. :shocked:

Che-er

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PAYPAL Donation --> http://www.artisticgenius.com/portfolio(heart).jpg

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Any mods around here to close down this thread? =/

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Rebel, it's in off topic. It's humorous. So crack a smile. Consider this our Saturday Night Live. Instead of mocking Palin which everyone besides ourselves seems to be obsessively concerned with, we mock things in our own realm of influence, that being the posts by Hidden Hand on ATS.

So yes, :mfr_lol:

Of Course this is a ridiculous thread! Agreed!
 

Truely enlightened beings will not cast their 'pearls' here.


'The Quarantine' will continue until such time as a tiny bit of maturity is demonstrated.

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How many fingers and toes do you have Alien-Dude. Check´s in the mail.

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Aliens don't use our money. They exchange diamonds, remember?

:rm_robot:

Gort. Klatuu berrata nicto.

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I appreciate your irony Orion. You seem a little fed up. Do what the 'pragmatists' here do. You know the ones that post irrefutable marathon posts of pure logic and fact - or not.

Start a thread saying you're leaving for pastures new and then post a hundred times a day. Always with a air of superiority of course.

There are all types on the forum and that's what makes it fun and occasionally informative.

By the way when are our masters in their lightships coming? I look forward to communicating with them in pidgeon english and mixed metaphors. Also if you want questions you should change your name to GALACTIC EMPEROR OF THE FEDERATION OF LIGHT BEINGS AND PLUMBERS UNION.

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mods must be bored....

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I wonder if Joe the plummer is not an evil alien ? How much does he charge to ask him a question. 1 Euro, do you take ameros Joe ?

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Punch it, or drink punch with it?

Why would you want to punch an Alien, that tries to adopt to the locals traditions of making a 'buck', by trying to sell you something you think is valuable?

Edit: I notice the original poster is banned (No Judgement there from me.), maybe a good time to convert this thread talking about the pre-conditioned reactions the subject of an "Alien" or its precense on this precious planet causes or could cause.

Hollywood? Fear for the unknown?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089092/ Keywords: "Enemies because they were taught to be."

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Get real man.

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We are all alien to some degree.
However, an attention thread is an expression in itself for free.
I've seen similar questions asked in GLP.
Is there an agenda to trigger a response?
And can this reaction help your mission?

Maybe if you quiet the mind
Maybe if you see a resolution
And realize that you are not alone
Your desired outcome cannot be forgiven
Unless you forgive yourself

A universal action of force
Is received back to you
Repeating different actions are attempted to achieve the same result
The question is: Is your result a solution to benefit a positive outcome?

And if there is a solution
Is there a way to learn from this reflection?

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Yes... :-)

Yes, but for that you need to see (Or dare to include.) the bigger picture.
AAMoF, we are all freaks.. Mutations/New Combinations of DNA in the Genepool..
Otherwise we probably were not even be human(s/noid) in case "Tree of Life + Evolution"...
And mentally (In our Minds.) we all appear crazy to each other.. Because we don't use the same definitions for the words we use when communicating beside that we ALL live in different realities.

Well it seems there are 3 responses possible. (That I see at this moment.. Correct me if there are more, I don't include "Open Mind waiting for more info.".)

Fear, Happiness, Indifference.

For sure about what memes there are in your mind, influencing your individual reaction to said subject.... (And that means one would be predictable and not with an open mind.)
Also to eventual controllers how viral their memes have gone, in the population...
And thus measurable how effective their spread of memes was.. (Oct 14 ??? ;-)

Is that the right question?
"Why wouldn't one learn from such this reflection?"
Puts the mirror right in front of ones face, and requires a justification for not learning and thus remaining on the plane on is.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/214423/trance_mix_video/

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that will be 5.00 amaros please.....

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would you like that in dollars, duckets or ameros?

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:chuff:Uh, What's that smell?

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yor havin a laugh , RIGHT :nono::naughty::lmfao::sleep_1:

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Are you an illegal alien? :lol3:

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'Banned' ? really ? this is a great thread!:lmfao:

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On the same note:
So what do you think of http://www.projectavalon.net/forum/s...ead.php?t=6155 ?

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Hey Henry!Will 'american express' do nicely?lol.

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Orionsbelt is saying that he/she/it is a Alien? Wow. I did not know that they allowed computers inside the mental hospital so Orionsbelt can use. I think Orionsbelt needs medication.

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Paypal sent:

How the hell is:trumpet: Elvis?

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do you have any tickets to monty pythons flying circus?

P.S (can I pay in installments?)

:tongue2: